Economy Is A Savings-bank, Into Which Men

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

A Good Way I Know To Find Happiness, Is To Not Bore A Hole To Fit The Plug.

Never Work Before Breakfast; If You Have To Work Before Breakfast, Eat Your Breakfast First.

Words Are Often Seen Hunting For An Idea, But Ideas Are Never Seen Hunting For Words.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.