Advice Maybe Wrong, But Examples Prove Themselves.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.

I Think When The Full Horror Of Being Fifty Hits You, You Should Stay Home And Have A Good Cry.

...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.

Marrying A Woman For Her Money Is Very Much Like Setting A Rat-trap, And Baiting It With Your Own Finger.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.