Advice Maybe Wrong, But Examples Prove Themselves.

Our Continual Desire For Praise Ought To Convince Us Of Our Mortality, If Nothing Else Will.

When A Young Man Begins To Go Down Hill Everything Seems To Be Greased For The Occasion.

I Would Much Rather Always Look Forward To The Time When I Am Going To Ride In A Carriage, Than To Look Back On The Time When I Used To.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.