Each Of Us Wages A Private Battle

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.

Defy Your Own Group. Rebel Against Yourself.

All Mothers Have Intuition. The Great Ones Have Radar.

I'm More Financially Successful, But It Just Means The Shopping Blunders I Make Are Bigger Now.

I Was Going To Sip On A Diet Soda, But A Little Voice Convinced Me I Needed The Extra Calcium From A Cup Of Hot Chocolate.