Each Beat Told Him He Was Still

Whenever You Give Someone A Present Or Sing A Holiday Song, You're Helping Santa Claus. To Me, That's What Christmas Is All About. Helping Santa Claus!

A Lot Of People Don't Believe In Curses. A Lot Of People Don't Believe In Yellow-spotted Lizards Either, But If One Bites You, It Doesn't Make A Difference Whether You Believe In It Or Not.

Well, Let Me Tell You Something, Caveman. You Are Here On Account Of One Person. If It Wasn't For That Person, You Wouldn't Be Here Digging Holes In The Hot Sun. You Know Who That Person Is?" "my No-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.

The Bark On The Tree Was Just A Little Softer.

There Was Something Special About Being In A Strange Place, All Alone In A Mass Of People Even If You Had Just Screwed Up Your Life, Or Perhaps Especially If You Had Just Screwed Up Your Life.