Duties Are What Make Life Most Worth

It Is My Private Life Which No One Knows Anything About, Nor Ever Will. It Needs More Than Half My Time If It Is To Be A Success.

Words Can Bruise And Break Hearts, And Minds As Well. There Are No Black And Blue Marks, No Broken Bones To Put In Plaster Casts, And Therefore No Prison Bars For The Offender.

Latins Are Tenderly Enthusiastic. In Brazil They Throw Flowers At You. In Argentina They Throw Themselves.

Without Tenderness, A Man Is Uninteresting.

A New Kind Of Award Has Been Added -- The Deathbed Award. It Is Not An Award Of Any Kind. Either The Recipient Has Not Acted At All, Or Was Not Nominated, Or Did Not Win The Award The Last Few Times Around. It Is Intended To Relieve The Guilty Conscience Of The Academy Members And Save Face In Front Of The Public. The Academy Has The Horrible Taste To Have A Star, Choking With Emotion, Present This Deathbed Award So That There Can Be No Doubt In Anybody's Mind Why The Award Is So Hurriedly Given. Lucky Is The Actor Who Is Too Sick To Watch The Proceedings On Television.