Dr. Spock, Who Said, Never Raise Your

John Travolta, Who Said, My Saturday Night Fever Was Nothing Compared To My Sunday Morning Rash. Never Got A Dinner!

The Hunchback Of Notre-dame, Who Said To His Tailor Irving, Forget The Slacks - Please Work On The Blazer! Never Got A Dinner!

Orson Welles, Who Said To Anita Bryant, Stop Picketing Me. What I Said Was I Was A Thespian. Never Got A Dinner!

Dracula, Who Said While They Drove A Wooden Stake Into His Heart, Boy, I Sure Hope This Is Heartburn. Never Got A Dinner!

Alexander Graham Bell's Wife, Who Said To Alex On Their Wedding Night, Your Three Minutes Are Up. Never Got A Dinner!