Dr. Holmes Says, Both Wittily And Truly,

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

When Good-natured People Leave Us We Look Forward With Extra Pleasure To Their Return.

Poverty Is One Of Them Kind Of Misfortunes That We All Of Us Dread But None Of Us Pity.

Sekts And Creeds Ov Religion, Are Like Pocket Compesses, Good Enuff Tu Pinte Out The Direction, But The Nearer The Pole Yu Git Thewuss Tha Wurk.