Don't You Always Feel Bad When They

I Was Going To Be A Concert Pianist, And When I Was In High School, My Parents Were Scared To Death That I Would Focus Too Much On That Too Soon. And That I'd End Up In Some Sort Of Dead End, And Not Fulfilling Whatever Potential They Thought I Had.

There's Nothing Worse Than Putting Two Similar Shows Back-to-back. Viewers Don't Want To Watch One Show And Then Sit Through Another Half-hour Of Almost The Same Thing.

Maybe It's Because I'm Getting Older, I'm Finding Enjoyment In Things That Stop Time. Just The Simple Act Of Tasting A Glass Of Wine Is Its Own Event. You're Not Downing A Glass Of Wine In The Midst Of Doing Something Else.

I Would Always Fall Down The Big Main Staircase In Our House. My Favorite Thing In The World Was To Pretend To Be Horribly Killed At The Top Of It, And To Fall Dramatically Down To The Bottom Of It.

Don't You Always Feel Bad When They Take Away One Of The Spoons? It's Like You Ordered Wrong.