Don't Work Out, Work In.

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

As Soon As I Got Successful, The Scottish Press Started Picking On Me. It's Something They Reserve Just For Me.

There's Nothing Better Than A Fight, Especially When You're Watching It From A Safe Place. You Can Yell Encouragement! Hit Him With The Left, He's A Big Jessie!

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job. I Don't Come To Your Workplace And Tell You How To Sweep Up.