Don't Work Out, Work In.

Try To Live In A Place You Like.

Did Your Mother Never Tell You Not To Drink On An Empty Head?

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

Nothing Means Anything Here. When They Pull Down An Outstanding Building, No One Objects. Oh, Maybe There's A Wee Protest From Some Collectors Or Something Who Take A Picture Of It Before It Vanishes.

,000 People In Hampden Park. Of Course They're All Scottish. Because No One Else Goes There. The English Have An Unwritten Rule: They Only Go To Places They Might Get Back From.