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Thinking Up Jokes Is Easy. The Hard Part Is Trying Them Out On Stage, Because You Never Know If They're Funny Until You Get There. Not One Comedian In The World Ever Really Knows.

Don't Wear Fur! Did You Know, A Single Fur Coat Takes Fifteen Trees, Just For The Protest Signs?

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.