Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land

About All I Can Say For The United States Senate Is That It Opens With A Prayer And Closes With An Investigation.

The "ways & Means Committee" Is A Committee That's Supposed To Find The Ways To Divide Up The Means.

Of Course Nothing Is Ever Done About A [presidential] Commission Report, Except, They Say, Once A Man At The State Prison For The Criminally Insane Actually Read One Once Clear Through. Then He Did Something About It. He Made A Bonfire That Lasted A Week.

American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is We Get Tired Of It The Minute The New Is Wore Off.

There Is No Income Tax In Russia. But There's No Income.