Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land

There Is Only One Redeeming Thing About This Whole Election. It Will Be Over At Sundown, And Let Everybody Pray That It's Not A Tie, For We Couldn't Go Through With This Thing Again.

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.

The Best Thing About This Group Of Candidates Is That Only One Of Them Can Win.

A Fool And His Money Are Soon Elected.

Things Will Get Better - Despite Our Efforts To Improve Them.