Don't Vote, It Only Encourages Them.

I Once Travelled To Adelaide On Emu Airways. I Was 5,000 Ft Up In The Air When Someone Pointed Out To Me That Emus Can't Fly

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

Never Trust Anybody With Only One Book.

Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks Stolen.