Don't Use Barbiturates Before Going On Stage.

Really, All Religious Teachings Can Be Boiled Down To: “just Be Cool. Don’t Be An Asshole.

A Lot Of People Find Themselves In The Entertainment Business - Or Perhaps Society Steers Them Toward It - Because They're Beautiful.

I Really Thought That I'd Be Doing Shakespeare, Honest To God. I Did Not Foresee The Whole Action Television Thing. That Was God's Joke.

When I Use Weed Creatively, I'm Much Better At Drawing Or Making Something Or Playing Music. But What I Do For A Living Is Mostly Performing As An Actor Or Writing, And For Those Things I Need To Have My Faculties Sharp.

No One Will Ever Ask Me To Sing Because It's Beautiful. My Secret Is Hiding My Musicianship Behind Humor.