Don't Take Life So Serious. It Ain't

You Want To Cut Down Air Pollution? Cut Down The Original Source... Breathin!

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.

Thank Goodness Modern Convenience Is A Thing Of The Remote Future.

If I Could Only Write, I'd Write A Nasty Letter To The Mayor, If He Could Only Read.

What's Good About March? Well, For One Thing, It Keeps February And April Apart.