Don't Smoke Too Much, Drink Too Much,

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

To Reduce Stress, Avoid Excitement. Spend More Time With Your Spouse.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.

Faith, Indeed, Has Up To The Present Not Been Able To Move Real Mountains.... But It Can Put Mountains Where There Are None. Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

Love Is So Confusing - You Tell A Girl She Looks Great And What's The First Thing You Do? Turn Out The Lights!