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Feeling Good About Government Is Like Looking On The Bright Side Of Any Catastrophe. When You Quit Looking On The Bright Side, The Catastrophe Is Still There.

Politicians Are Wonderful People As Longa As They Stay Away From Things They Don't Understand, Such As Working For A Living.

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Making Fun Of Born-again Christians Is Like Hunting Dairy Cows With A High Powered Rifle And Scope.