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People Have A Right To My Food, A Right To My Housing, And A Right To My Good Job For My Decent Pay.

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The Harvard Lampoon Itself, Which Had A Pretty Stellar Run In The '60s.

I Am A Journalist And, Under The Modern Journalist's Code Of Olympian Objectivity (and Total Purity Of Motive), I Am Absolved Of Responsibility. We Journalists Don't Have To Step On Roaches. All We Have To Do Is Turn On The Kitchen Light And Watch The Critters Scurry.

I Didn't Realize What Fun It Was [ Been A Reporter].