Dont Retire - Inspire...theres A Lot To

I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty Years.

I've Been Short All My Life. And If Anyone Wonders What My Dying Wish Will Be, They Can Stop Wondering. That Will Be Easy. I'll Just Tell Them, 'i'll Have A Short Bier.'

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.

Look, I Come From Vaudeville, I Come From Burlesque, I Come From Heartaches, I Come From Sadness, I Come From Gladness, I Come From Work And Sweat And Respect For The Craft.