Don't Give Your Money To The Church.

Medical Researchers Have Discovered A New Disease That Has No Symptoms. It Is Impossible To Detect, And There Is No Known Cure. Fortunately, No Cases Have Been Reported Thus Far.

I Quit School In Ninth Grade, Even Though I Was Good At The Studies. I Knew I Didn't Need School For What I Wanted.

There Are Only Two Places In The World: Over Here And Over There.

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

I've Never Seen A Homeless Guy With A Bottle Of Gatorade.