Don't Give Me Books For Christmas; I

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

There Is A God, Even In Hollywood.

No One Ever Expects A Great Lay To Pay All The Bills.

I Like To Wake Up Each Morning Felling A New Man.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.