Don't Forget To Turn Your Clocks Back

99.99% Of All Castles In America Are Located In Fish Tanks.

To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience Try Frozen Margaritas.

The Boomerang Is Australia's Chief Export (and Then Import).

I Was On The Train The Other Day, And I Heard Somebody Say, I'm Really Good At Checkers. That's The Same Thing As Saying, I'm Not Good At Very Many Things.

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.