Don't Follow Your Passion, But Always Bring

It's Funny; It's A Real Balancing Act. In Tv, Everybody's Talking About Authenticity. In Order To Make 'dirty Jobs' Authentic, I Really Can't Be Overly Informed. The Minute I Am, I Become A Host It's A Very Tricky Business Paying A Tribute To Work, Because Tv Is Very Bad At It.

What You Do, Who You’re With, And How You Feel About The World Around You, Is Completely Up To You.

Always Flat Front. You've Got To Be Deeply Suspicious Of A Man Who Consciously Goes With Pleats. Why Would You Do That?

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.

I Can Say The Willingness To Get Dirty Has Always Defined Us As An Nation, And It's A Hallmark Of Hard Work And A Hallmark Of Fun, And Dirt Is Not The Enemy.