Im A B-list Celebrity Trying To Give

Anything Worth Doing Hurts A Little.

Michael Brown And Eric Garner Died Because They Got Into A Confrontation That Could Have Been Easily Avoided. That's What Made Their Deaths So Tragic.

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.

I Come From A Blue Collar Family, But My Personal Life Isn't. I Didn't Get The Gene That My Grandfather Had In Spades. He Was A Local Hero. Built The Church That I Went To. Built The House I Grew Up In. Steamfitter, Pipefitter, Electrician, Mechanic And Plumber. I Wanted To Do Those Things. But It Just Didn't Come Easy.

Don't Follow Your Passion, But Always Bring It With You.