Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk

The Absent Are Never Without Fault. Nor The Present Without Excuse.

Old Boys Have Their Playthings As Well As Young Ones; The Difference Is Only In The Price.

After All, Wedlock Is The Natural State Of Man. A Bachelor Is Not A Complete Human Being. He Is Like The Odd Half Of A Pair Of Scissors, Which Has Not Yet Found Its Fellow, And Therefore Is Not Even Half So Useful As They Might Be Together.

Mankind Naturally And Generally Love To Be Flatter'd.

It Is Very Imprudent To Deprive America Of Any Of Her Privileges. If Her Commerce And Friendship Are Of Any Importance To You, They Are To Be Had On No Other Terms Than Leaving Her In The Full Enjoyment Of Her Rights.