Don't Be Just Another Guy Going Down

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

When A Guy Takes Off His Coat, He's Not Going To Fight. When A Guy Takes Off His Wristwatch, Watch Out!

It Bothers Me That The Average Fan, The Average Sportswriter For That Matter, Pays So Much Attention To What's In A Box Score. A Box Score Does Not Properly Represent The Most Important Thing - Team Play. It Shows Some Guy Scoring 27 Points, But It Doesn't Show That My 27-point Man Let His Guy Score 30.

That's It. Curtains. Off To The Races. Treetops. Seashells And Balloons.