Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can

I Should Have Shut Up When I Went Up There And Talked To Carlton Fisk.

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.

I Came To Vegas Because I Work 20 Days A Month Here; I Couldn't Live Anywhere Else.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

When I Get The Record, All It Will Make Me Is The Player With The Most Hits. I'm Also The Player With The Most At Bats And The Most Outs. I Never Said I Was A Greater Player Than (ty) Cobb.