Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can

Singles Hitters Drive Fords. Home-run Hitters Drive Cadillacs.

I Admitted I Bet On Baseball, But I Wasn't Suspended From Baseball For Betting On Baseball.

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.

I Always Say, The Only Time You Gotta Worry About Getting Booed Is When You're Wearing A White Uniform. And I've Never Been Booed Wearing A White Uniform.

No One Ever Asked What Was My Relationship With Bart Giamatti. We Used To Talk About Baseball A Lot As A Player And A Commissioner, Just Talk About The Game, What Could We Do To Help The Game, Where's The Game Going, He Was Pretty Good.