Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can

I Told Him (pete Rose, Jr.) Who To Watch. I Said If You Want To Be A Catcher, Watch Johnny Bench. If You Want To Be A Right-handed Power Hitter, Watch Mike Schmidt. If You Just Want To Be A Hitter, Watch Me.

It's A Round Ball And A Round Bat, And You Got To Hit It Square.

You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does What The Fans Want, Usually.

If I Had Been Busted For Drugs Instead Of Gambling, I'd Still Be Managing The Reds And Baseball Would Be Paying For My Rehab.

I'm Just Like Everybody Else. I Have Two Arms, Two Legs And Four-thousand Hits.