Dogs Do Have Feelings. I Gather.

I Never Went To Class. That The University Graduated Me At All Is An Indictment Of Our Educational System.

I See God As A Song-and-dance Man. If I Had My Way, He'd Be Able To Carry A Tune, Too. Preferably, One Of Mine.

I Totally Related To Cole Porter's Magnetic Pull To Any Piano That Was In The Room, Which He Was Famous For Doing, As Was Gershwin. You Couldn't Drag Them Away From A Piano.

I Had Studied Piano Since I Was 13, But I Was Surrounded By Students Who'd Been Playing Since They Were 5. I Realized I Was Never Going To Be Anything But Mediocre.

I've Done A Couple Of Movies For Scale, And It's The Only Way To Get A Lot Of These Independent Movies Made. The Actors Negotiate Deals Where They're Given Just Enough Money To Live On During The Filming, But Then They Participate In The Back-end. If The Movie Suddenly Makes A Gazillion Dollars, We'll Participate In That Profit.