Do You Work In A Strip Club?

Ah, You're The One Who Wrote The Letter. So You Can Write Then.

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

It Is An Old Cliche To Say That The Future Is In The Hands Of The Young. This Is No Longer True. The Quality Of Life To Be Enjoyed Or The Existence To Be Survived By Our Children And Future Generations Is In Our Hands Now.

We Didn't Have Counsellors Rushing Around Every Time Somebody Let Off A Gun. You Just Got On With It!

It Makes You All Look Like Dracula's Daughters!