Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

It's Not A Very Big One, But At Least It's Dead And It Took An Awful Lot Of Killing!

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

There Are Always Twenty Excellent Reasons For Doing Nothing For Every One Reason For Starting Anything-especially If It Has Never Been Done Before.