Do You Realize That If The Pilgrims

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

I Ain't From Africa. I'm From St. Louis.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

I'm Convinced That Sanford And Son Shows Middle-class America A Lot Of What They Need To Know.

If You Can See The Handwriting On The Wall... You're On The Toilet.