Do You Live Each Day As If

I Ask People Why They Have Deer Heads On Their Walls. They Always Say Because It's Such A Beautiful Animal. There You Go. I Think My Mother Is Attractive, But I Have Photographs Of Her.

I'm A Lesbian, An Aquarian, And A Vegetarian.

Most Comedy Is Based On Getting A Laugh At Somebody Else's Expense. And I Find That That's Just A Form Of Bullying In A Major Way. So I Want To Be An Example That You Can Be Funny And Be Kind, And Make People Laugh Without Hurting Somebody Else's Feelings.

When Life Gives You Lemons....they Could Really Be Oranges.

What Goes Up Must Come Down, Which Is Why I Don't Wear Tube Tops.