Do What You Say You're Going To

I Won't Go Hunting With You, Jake, But I'll Go Chasing Women.

I've Seen A Jillion Miracles. They're All Around. Every Green Leaf Is A Miracle.

Be Yourself. Because If People Don't Like You As You Are, They're Not Going To Like You As Somebody You're Trying To Be.

Love Is An Ice Cream Sundae, With All The Marvelous Coverings. Sex Is The Cherry On Top.

Somebody Said He Came From New Orleans, Where He Got In A Fight Over A Cajun Queen. And A Crushing Blow From A Huge Right Hand, Sent A Louisiana Fella To The Promised Land.