Be Yourself. Because If People Don't Like

God Is Bigger Than People Think.

Somebody Said He Came From New Orleans, Where He Got In A Fight Over A Cajun Queen. And A Crushing Blow From A Huge Right Hand, Sent A Louisiana Fella To The Promised Land.

Love Is An Ice Cream Sundae, With All The Marvelous Coverings. Sex Is The Cherry On Top.

A Lot Of Things I Am, And A Lot Of Things I Am Not. But I Think I'm About As Good An American As There Is. I Love This Country. It's Been Very, Very Good To Me. And It Will Be Good To Anybody If They Are Willing To Give Of Themselves.

I Made More Money Yesterday Than I Ever Thought I'd Make In An Entire Lifetime. But It's Like Somebody's Going To Take It All Away From Me And I'll Be Back In Texas, Installing Them Damned Irrigation Wells. I Didn't Like That When I Was Sixteen. And I Know I Wouldn't Like It When I'm Eighty.