Do The Best You Can, And Don't

The Only Time People Dislike Gossip Is When You Gossip About Them.

There Is Nothing That Sets A Nation Back As Far In Civilization As Prosperity.

I Have A Scheme For Stopping War. It's This - No Nation Is Allowed To Enter A War Till They Have Paid For The Last One.

There Are Men Running Governments Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Play With Matches.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.