A Stranger Is Just A Friend I

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.

If You Are Trying To Get Out Of The Hole, Stop Digging.

It's No Laughing Matter Being A Republican In These Perilous Times. Anyone Can Be A Republican When The Stock Market Is Up, But When Stocks Are Selling For No More Than They're Worth, I Tell You, Being A Republican - It's A Sacrifice.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.