A Stranger Is Just A Friend I

There Wasn't Any More Truth In Over Half Of What Any So-called Orator Said. If It Wasn't A Deliberate Lie, Why It Was An Exaggerated Falsehood.

Money, Horse Racing And Women: Three Things The Boys Just Can't Figure Out.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

Government Investigations Have Always Contributed More To Our Amusement Than They Have To Our Knowledge.

I Never Took A Human Life, I Only Sold The Fellow The Gun To Take It With.