Divorce Is Marital Welfare.it’s Just Couples Asking

I Would Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine. But It's More Than That. It's An Entire Regime Of Antibiotics And Steroids.

I Believe That People, More Often Than Not, Act With The Best Possible Intentions. And When They Don't, That's Funny To Me. That's Why Comedy Ends Up Seeming Cynical, Because You're Talking About The Gap Between What People Say And What They Do.

I May Not Agree With What You Have To Say But I Will Fight You To The Death For The Right To Fight You To The Death.

Why Would We Go To War On Women? They Don't Have Any Oil.

I’m The Frosting On America’s Cake, And Tonight I’m Willing To Let You Lick The Bowl.