Did You Ever Hear Of A Kid

Did You Ever Hear Of A Kid Playing Accountant - Even If They Wanted To Be One?

They Call It Football, But The Object Of The Game Is To Bash The Other Guy So Hard That He's Eventually Carried Off The Field On A Stretcher. I Can't Watch Football Anymore. My Psychiatrist Said It's Better That Way. I Used To Watch A Game, See The Players In A Huddle - And Think They Were Talking About Me.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

I Always Thought Music Was More Important Than Sex—then I Thought If I Don't Hear A Concert For A Year-and-a-half It Doesn't Bother Me.