Death Is Caused By Swallowing Small Amounts

Never Underestimate The Role Pretension Plays When It Comes To Creating Euphemistic Language.

If The Reason For Climbing Mt. Everest Is That It's Hard To Do, Why Does Everyone Go Up The Easy Side?

The Phrase Surgical Strike Might Be More Acceptable If It Were Common Practice To Perform Surgery With High Explosives.

At 68 I'm Every Age I Ever Was. I Always Think Of That. I'm Not Just 68. I'm Also 55 And 21 And Three. Oh Especially Three.

I Just Try To Find Targets I Feel Something About And Express It My Way.