Cynicism Has Its Own Zealots.

Generosity Knows How To Count, But Refrains.

An Academic Dialect Is Perfected When Its Terms Are Hard To Understand And Refer Only To One Another.

Keep Your Lies Short And Simple.

To Avoid Tripping On The Chain Of The Past, You Have To Pick It Up And Wind It About You.

I Regret. I Apologize. I Blame Myself. I Continue As Before.