I Am Most Drawn To Writing When

The Supposed Unhappiness Of The Rich Is Always A Cheerful Topic Of Conversation.

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.

The Etiquette Of Romantic Love Is As Elaborate As That Surrounding The Emperor Of China.

Politics Inflame The Passions In A Way That Few Beloveds Can Match.

The Same Old Thing--even If It's Champagne--is Still The Same Old Thing.