Critics Like Elvis Costello Because Critics Are

When I Die, Sprinkle My Ashes Over The 80's.

If You Want To Split A Bottle With A Friend, Then Sammy Hagar Is Your Guy. If You Want To Split Your Friend With A Bottle Than Give Me A Call.

The Perfect Woman Has An Iq Of 150, Wants To Make Love Until 4 In The Morning, Then Turns Into A Pizza!

Self-tragedy Is Always A Great Way To Dramatize Yourself - Ask Any Teenager.

Stick Your Head Above The Crowd And Eventually Somebody Will Throw A Rock At It.