Congratulations Are In Order For Woody Allen

The Weather Here Is Gorgeous. It's Mild And Feels Like It's In The Eighties. The Hot Dog Vendors Got Confused Because Of The Weather And Thought It Was Spring, So They Accidentally Changed The Hot Dog Water In Their Carts.

A Lot Of Folks Are Still Demanding More Evidence Before They Actually Consider Iraq A Threat. For Example, France Wants More Evidence. And You Know I'm Thinking, The Last Time France Wanted More Evidence They Rolled Right Through Paris With The German Flag.

Tim Tebow Has Been On The Bench Longer Than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

You Have Kim Jong Il, And You Have His Brother, Menta Lee Il.

Enron Ceo Kenneth Lay Has Apparently Just Slipped Across The Border Into Pakistan.