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The Catholic Church Has A Tough New Policy On Child Molestors: Three Strikes And You're A Cardinal.

America Is The Only Country Where A Significant Proportion Of The Population Believes That Professional Wrestling Is Real But The Moon Landing Was Faked.

Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew Is Coming. You Drink It, You Get A Combination Of Type 1 And Type 2 Diabetes.

One Of The Dogs In The Competition, A Portuguese Water Dog, Is Related To President Obama's Dog, Bo. But They Only See Each Other At Funerals And Weddings.

The 4th Of July Combines The Two Things Americans Love Most In One Day: Alcohol And Explosives.