Confess To The Misdeeds You Cannot Hide.

I Regret. I Apologize. I Blame Myself. I Continue As Before.

Shaw Writes As If It Were Always Midday.

Comedy Defends The Commonplace; Tragedy Explodes It.

Orgies Are An Early Form Of What Will Someday Become Sex By Committee.

Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.