Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.

The Philosophy Of Hedonism Means Little To Lovers Of Pleasure. They Have No Inclination To Read Philosophy, Or To Write It.

The Time I Kill Is Killing Me.

Failures Are Easier To Repeat Than Successes.

The Laughter Of The Aphorism Is Sometimes Triumphant, But Seldom Carefree.

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.