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Hard Work Never Killed A Man. Men Die Of Boredom, Psychological Conflict, And Disease. They Do Not Die Of Hard Work.

Does Advertising Corrupt Editors? Yes It Does, But Fewer Editors Than You May Suppose... The Vast Majority Of Editors Are Incorruptible.

The Best Ideas Come As Jokes. Make Your Thinking As Funny As Possible.

Where People Aren't Having Any Fun, They Seldom Produce Good Work.

You Cannot Bore People Into Buying Your Product - You Can Only Interest Them In Buying It.