Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals.

You Know, I Have Had A Terrible Life. I Married Two Men I Really Didn't Like. My Only Daughter Was Killed In A Car Accident. My Brother Committed Suicide. Has My Life Been A Life For Anyone To Envy?

Censorship, Like Charity, Should Begin At Home, But, Unlike Charity, It Should End There.

[on The Democratic Party:] Its Leaders Are Always Troubadors Of Trouble; Crooners Of Catastrophe ... A Democratic President Is Doomed To Proceed To His Goals Like A Squid, Squirting Darkness All About Him.

If Men Had To Bear Babies, There'd Never Be More Than One Child In A Family.

Remember, Whenever A Republican Leaves One Side Of The Aisle And Goes To The Other, It Raises The Intelligence Quotient Of Both Parties.