Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals.

All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

If You Ever Manage To Make A Fool Of Me, I'll Deserve What I Get.

Women Do Generally Manage To Love The Guys They Marry More Than They Manage To Marry The Guys They Love.

Middle Age Is The Way You Would Feel About Summer If You Knew There Would Never Be Another Spring.

There Are No Hopeless Situations; There Are Only Men Who Have Grown Hopeless About Them.