All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

The Main Thing Is To Get What Little Happiness There Is Out Of Life In This Wartorn World Because ‘these Are The Good Old Days’ Now.

You Know, I Have Had A Terrible Life. I Married Two Men I Really Didn't Like. My Only Daughter Was Killed In A Car Accident. My Brother Committed Suicide. Has My Life Been A Life For Anyone To Envy?

All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

Autobiography Is Mostly Alibiography.

Time Comes When Every Man's Got To Feel Something New--when He's Got To Feel Young Again, Just Because He's Growing Old. Women Are Just The Same. But When We Get That Way We Change Our Hairdress. Or Get A New Cook.