All Autobiographies Are Alibi-ographies.

If You Ever Manage To Make A Fool Of Me, I'll Deserve What I Get.

No Woman Has Ever So Comforted The Distressed Or Distressed The Comfortable. On Eleanor Roosevelt.

There Is Nothing Like A Good Dose Of Another Woman To Make A Man Appreciate His Wife.

If A Woman's Got Any Instincts, She Feels When Her Husband's Off The Reservation.

What Generally Passes For 'thought' Among The Majority Of Mankind Is The Time One Takes Out To Rearrange One's Prejudices.