If Men Had To Bear Babies, There'd

Rich Women Are Not Too Put Upon By Their Children. You Don't Have To Do All The Things For A Child That Those Women Who Had To Stay At Home Did. My Ann Had A French Governess Who Took Care Of Her Until She Was Twelve Years Old And Went Off To Boarding School.

[in Politics] No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

The Women Who Inspired This Play Deserved To Be Smacked Across The Head With A Meat Ax And That, I Flatter Myself, Is Exactly What I Smacked Them With.

Communism Is The Opiate Of The Intellectuals - With No Cure Except As A Guillotine Might Be Called A Cure For Dandruff.

They Say That Women Talk Too Much. If You Have Worked In Congress You Know That The Filibuster Was Invented By Men.