Common Sense Is Very Uncommon.

A Widow Of Doubtful Age Will Marry Almost Any Sort Of A White Man.

Printer's Ink Is The Great Apostle Of Progress, Whose Pulpit Is The Press.

Nine-tenths Of The World Is Entertained By Scandalous Rumors, Which Are Never Dissected Until They Are Dead And, When Pricked, Collapse Like An Empty Bladder.

Duty And To-day Are Ours; Results And Futurity Belong To God.

The Darkest Hour In Any Man's Life Is When He Sits Down To Plan How To Get Money Without Earning It.